![]() Jackson flirting with Thomas Jane? The way he’s asking him if he likes “wreck diving” is way too suggestive. Speaking of shark wrangling…I’m pretty sure that’s an impossible thing to be.“Well what exactly does a shark wrangler do?” Well what do you think it means asshole? Has he never heard the word wrangler before?.The same license plate that Hooper cut out of the tiger shark in Jaws is the same one the Mako had in it’s mouth for no other reason to have this Jaws homage. It would look better if he was just barefooted. This type of continuity error wouldn’t bother me but it’s ridiculous to wear sandals swimming. But now he gets out of the water and he’s wearing sandals. A moment ago when Thomas Jane was actually swimming along with the Mako shark he had flippers on.Jackson try to impersonate Hervé Villechaize is worth the price of admission alone. How do you confuse the Himalayas and the Alps?!.Hey, didn’t they test on apes in Rise of the Planet of the Apes for Alzheimer’s research? That seems way more easier than highly dangerous fish, no?.So the main motivation to do more research on these sharks is to combat Alzheimer’s disease? Sure it’s a terrible disease but just seems not urgent enough for a movie about super killer sharks.Oh it was a “test shark.” It’s OK everyone it was a just a test shark. ![]() Where in the hell did Thomas Jane come from?! He just appears like magic on a boat and harpoons the carnivorous sharks.Not because sharks often confuse red wine with blood but because they just happen to have naturally attuned wine palates. Add to that the fine bottle of Mondavi Cabernet Sauvignon that’s spilling into the ocean, the sharks are now insatiable.The smooth 90s R&B playing on the boom box is totally attracting the sharks.OK Renny Harlin, show me what you got!!.Here are some of my observations as I watched the film: Schlock Category: Horror, When Animals Attack, Sci-Fi Then, just as Preacher suggests it "bring its feathery ass" to safety, the Mako jumps from beneath and devours the parrot - as Preacher and his fixture crash into the water with a huge splash.Director: Renny Harlin ( A Nightmare on Elm Street 4: The Dream Master, Cliffhanger, The Adventures of Ford Fairlane, Die Hard 2: Die Harder, Cutthroat Island, The Long Kiss Goodnight, Exorcist: The Beginning ) Time passes, and that dumb bird keeps floating, ignoring his owner's instances. As Preacher begs his parrot to return to daddy, we can do nothing but wait for the inevitable. Preacher's hand is also bleeding, which probably drips into the water. Smartass.Īs any animal-loving owner would, Preacher outreaches his hand to the pet and beckons for a hop to safety. "Be careful," the winged companion squawks. He's breathing heavier and faster, knowing any swim will be his last. Preacher loses his balance and almost falls back into the water but regains control at the last moment. He focuses on climbing a bit higher, when Preacher's parrot gives him a proper jolt. His eyes survey the murky waters with shadowy cover. Preacher presumes he's no longer alone as he clings to shelves while standing on a cutting area.
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